Million Miles

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Monday, July 11, 2005

An interesting article...

This petite woman with her ready-to-stomp-the-world looks recently bragged 'Aunty of the year' award. She is your typical freshie aunty living in multi racial Britain. She was transported there, straight from the ruins of Bhatti gate (Lahore, Pakistan) as soon as she got married. Bracing herself with all the English she'll ever need, grocery (pronounced as 'gross-ry) and Ing-laaand, she boarded the plane.

In britain all her activites revolve around groceries, either she's going out to buy them or she's busy preparing them. She also has her own grocery social circle that consists of some fellow immigrants, with whom she whines about her sons' declining grades and missing Pakistan.

She has three main goals in life:

-how to get her sons to marry her brother's daughters (Safiya and majeedah) back home.

-looking absolutely ugly no matter what she wears.

-manage to live in England for another decade without learning a word of English.

posted by Niqabi at 1:24 PM

2 Comments:

Anonymous said...

haahahah - u know thats soo true! but where on earth did u get such a thing? another goal that the author probably missed out could be gossiping about people's daughters, debating on the way they dress, walk, talk etc. LOSER AUNTY-YAAN! they deserve to be trampled over ... (sorry "aunty" ji, you earned it)

8:49 AM

Niqabi said...

lol I wrote it myself, silly!

My friend sent me thic picture of a pakistani guy posing in a resturant, and this aunty is just a random woman walking around. I cropped her outav the picture and made this post. Just imagine how bored I am, these days...

8:55 AM