Million Miles

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Sunday, March 06, 2005

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders! There are some good ones, and their insights may surprise you.

1. Better to be safe than..............................punch a 5th grader
2. Strike while the........................................bug is close
3. It's always darkest before.........................Daylight Savings Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of..............termites
5. You can lead a horse to water but..............how?
6. Don't bite the hand that...........................looks dirty
7. No news is..............................................impossible
8. A miss is as good as a.............................Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new.................math
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...............stink in the morning
11. Love all, trust........................................me
12. The pen is mightier than the...................pigs
13. An idle mind is......................................the best way to relax
14. Where there's smoke there's..................pollution
15. Happy the bride who..............................gets all the presents
16. A penny saved is...................................not much
17. Two's company, three's..........................the Musketeers
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what................you put on to go to bed
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...... you have to blow your nose
20. There are none so blind as......................Stevie Wonder
21. Children should be seen and not.............spanked or grounded
22. If at first you don't succeed.....................get new batteries
23. You get out of something only what you....see in the picture on the box
24. When the blind leadeth the blind..............get out of the way
25. And the favorite : Better late than............ pregnant

posted by Niqabi at 5:29 AM

3 Comments:

ATY said...

lolll...luv it luv it luv it!
u really do have a lot of farigh time, and come up with the best things to post...haan, the last one is the best one, and so's the one that was on last blog post,
tc...cya tomorrow

5:53 AM

Maha said...

I am literally rolling on the floor laughing! You make the best posts girl!! Gosh you're funny!!
*hahahahahahahaha*...before I kill your blog with my laugh, I shall leave and laugh to someone else!
Brilliant job-
Bravo!:D

6:09 AM

Niqabi said...

people!!

I didnt write that!
I got it off a website!
So please dnt embarras me!

4:59 AM